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Less about you, more about me...
Can't play lacrosse without a stick now can I?
Hockey: Missed last game because I was sick. I'm pretty sure we lost... big time.
Be warned, Chris got his permit. Please stay off the streets. And when Kyle gets back, stay out of town.
"I made popcorn after school, so that brings our house's near fatalities to two for today."
"I've come to the conclusion that you can't date and be serious. You just can't. Of course I say this to you as a person who's lack of a social life rivals only those who impersonate Yoda. Even Darth Vader gets dates."
This is Off Shore, a weird take on my life. Which in itself, is weird too. Look around, laugh, make fun of me, it's all the same.
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